Imposter on the panel

 Imposter on the panel 

There’s an imposter on the panel, who could that be? You all guessed it, it’s me. 


It may have begun to become obvious to you, just not me; that I have started to live my life partly - entirely for the plot of feeding this blog. 


So, when I got a suspiciously vague message on LinkedIn asking me to lend my non-existent ‘expertise’ to a panel discussion, I was beyond thrilled. 


This thrill, this high - unfortunately waned and dulled in the weeks leading up to my webinar debut. The reality of my nonchalantness bordering on narcissism had slowly but resolutely faded away with every new email titled Agenda!!! Discussion topics!! 


It became clearer and clearer that they did well and truly believe me to be the industry expert I disguised myself as on LinkedIn. It was so delicious, so tantalising for a time to live as I imagine a straight white man does; my credentials never once questioned (I have none), with every word I spoke believed as expert testimony.


The topic of this panel discussion was of course imposter syndrome itself and most comically, how to overcome it. As it turned out they had in fact hired the right imposter for the job, as I well and truly have overcome that syndrome lol. 


All of this to say ladies, it is possible to live out your dreams as an Alpha male podcaster, all you have to do is lie, and talk loudly for long enough that people think they should listen.


So, never let your lack of education, experience or professional background get between you and your microphone - it certainly won’t be stopping me. 


Ps. Don’t look me up on LinkedIn lol its embarrassing for all of us xoxo


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